CALLING ALL DURTY NURDS!
Humans spend entirely too much time indoors, at their computers or fixated on their phone , tablet or television. We all need to get out more, in fact WAY OUT and embrace the earth we walk upon. For those who do and long to dive into and thrive in the great outdoors, literally hitting the ground running (even it’s face-first) and are not afraid to get durty, we invite you to join the ranks of Durty Nurds® everywhere. If you crave the dregs, frolic in the filth, and celebrate the soil, our pending line of quality, affordable, durable products are designed especially for you to get durty in. Why pay ridiculous amounts of money for outdoor wear just to muck it up? Mountain bikers, hikers, farmers (urban or rural), rock climbers, campers, fishermen (and fisherwomen), and hunters alike, eat dust, roll in the mud, wear your official Durty Nurd® brand active gear with pride and dig in to life! Durty Nurds® fear no durt, for durt is the stuff of passion and of living life to the fullest. Now get out there and choose your durt (even if it’s indoors, too)!
SOME OF THE DURTY NURDS WE HONOR...
(URBAN) FARMERS
For Durty Nurds® who lust to till the urban tundra , dig potting soil (literally), fertilizer, garden worms and love to watch things grow, all the while knowing the difference between a "ho" and a "hoe".
MOUNTAIN BIKERS
For Durty Nurds® who conquer the outdoor trails on their two- wheeled, trusty steel horses, eating dust and mud for pleasure, never sniveling about the sweat in their helmets or bug guts in their teeth.
HIKERS
For Durty Nurds® who champion every mountain trail, fearlessly exploring each pass, incline and pond, while embracing every mud puddle and cherishing every blister and insect bite.
ROCK CLIMBERS
For Durty Nurds® who not only love hard rock, but live to triumph over each monolith and cliff they encounter, wearing every single callous, blood stain, cut and scrape with pride.
GAMERS
For Durty Nurds® with their sweaty hands clenched around their controllers, who have no regard for time, reality or bathing, battling and thriving in their virtual exsistence.
THERE’S MORE THAN ONE WAY
TO GET DURTY...
Urban Farming
If you have a fever for farming, urban or rural, and don't mind digging in and getting your hands durty, we welcome you to our Durty Nurd family. We often review gardening-related products and will be sure to share what is "Durty Nurd-Approved," to make your gear shopping a no-brainer. We are also in the process of developing some must-have gardening accessories and apparel items sure to make your farming even more adventurous. Stay tuned...
Outdoor Adventures
Whether you possess a mania for mountain biking, a craving for climbing, or hysteria for hiking, we salute you outdoorsy types who (literally) like to become one with the earth, even if that means wearing and sleeping in it. Check out our helpful "Durty Nurd-Approved" reviews on outside playthings to help you stay DURTY. Keep your eyes clean, however, for future Durty Nurd official outdoor apparel, coming soon to this site.
Indoor Adventures
Maybe you aren't the outdoor type at all. That's okay. Hold you chin up. This doesn't mean that you can't join the ranks of your fellow Durty Nurds. Like the title says, there's more than one way to get DURTY, and it's certainly something you can do from the comfort of your desk, or computer as well. Computer nurds and gamers are certainly Durty Nurds too. Durty Nurds come in all shapes, varieties, obsessions and sizes. Don't worry, we're going to offer plenty of "Durty Nurd-Approved" tech reviews for you too. Getting your hands durty doesn't have to mean soil. A little pizza, beer, sticky notes and coffee rings can render any work surface just as disheveled.
General Nurds
Some of you Durty Nurds do not fit “neatly” into any of the aforementioned categories. That's perfectly imperfect, so it's okay too. Perhaps your life, house, relationship, career, family, etc. is a mess, without having to actually roll in the mud. If any of these apply, you are a Durty Nurd too. Welcome aboard!
Apparel and accessories for your next, durty, outdoor adventure. More gear coming soon!
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OUR FAVORITE DURT
Grime we find sublime...
DURTY WORDS
CASSANDRA CLARE
“Alec looked at her and shook his head. "How do you manage never to get mud on your clothes?" Isabelle shrugged philosophically. "I'm pure at heart. It repels the dirt.”
City of Ashes
“Every flower must grow through dirt”
LAURIE JEAN SENNOTT
“You have to watch the ones who always keep their hands clean”
PIGPEN
Durty-cool Peanuts kid
“Durt don’t hurt.”
UNKNOWN
(But true.)
“Here’s mud in your eye.”
BABE
Grubby inspiration from durty minds..
DURTY TALK
News of the filthy
Durty Nurd-Approved Gear: What We DIG!
We test the products so that you don’t have to. Allow us to spare you some time and money, and recommend the “must-haves” for the hardcore Durty Nurd…
DURTY CONTACT
Let’s talk durty...
DURTY NURD HEADQUARTERS
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